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stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

(Source: graybles)

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posted 2 months ago with 2 notes
 iwontberobin asked:
*whispers* I want a gold star

posted 2 months ago with 3 notes

imethanandtheresadifference:

((cutie ily))

{ GUYS LOOK MEL MADE ME MY FIRST GOLD STAR CAUSE I’VE NEVER HAD ONE SEE LOOKY I GOT A GOLD STAR!!!!! }

((Shhhh I made it because you’d never had one BUT ALSO YOU EARNED IT I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THOSE DRAFTS YOU CRANKED OUT TODAY. Such draft. Many proud. Wow.))

imethanandtheresadifference:

imethanandtheresadifference:

{Im fcuking dying. the guy Kat likes stole her phone and is talking to uiim {my rp group and i} on aim and akjniuefnbuvif he’s so cute but Kat is flipping out bc SOME OF US *glares at certain peoples* aren’t being pg13}

{WE MIGHT BE HELPING HER GET LAID I CNSDIOCU CANT IM OMGING IUNVIUNDC}

((Update they’re making out, mission successful))

http://imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas.tumblr.com/post/76651742513/imtaliahaleandichangeshape-talia-had-to-admit

imtaliahaleandichangeshape:

Talia had to admit she was surprised by the breakfast Duke left for her. She had somehow managed to forget it was Valentine’s Day at all. Normally she was all for disgustingly sweet public displays of her love, but with Maia in the middle of teething, Talia found…

Talia sits up suddenly when she hears her mate calling for her. She rubs at the lines on her face imprinted by the table and yawns before answering.

"In the kitchen, mon loup. And…it’s shameful but I must ask you to forgive me. I don’t have a gift for you."

Talia had to admit she was surprised by the breakfast Duke left for her. She had somehow managed to forget it was Valentine’s Day at all. Normally she was all for disgustingly sweet public displays of her love, but with Maia in the middle of teething, Talia found herself so distracted that she lost track of the date.

So, when she stumbled down the stairs late in the morning after finally soothing the baby enough for Maia to sleep - Talia was sure her biological children had never actually kept her up all night like this - she almost missed the beautiful crepes set out for her. When she did see them, she sat at the table with a sleepy grin. As she dug into the delicious meal, she read the note and texted her mate.

[text: S.E.B.] Breakfast is wonderful and you are a lifesaver. I may need a nap before we go anywhere though.

posted 2 months ago with 3 notes

Omfg are you guys lost? Seriously. Okay whelp if you’re reading this then it means I’ve hit 624 followers. Holy shit. Kinda random number if you think about it, but June twenty forth, aka 6/24, is my birthday! And also my favorite number. So, I’ve decided to do a give away.
Rules:
~must be following me.~must check out these lovely little persons bc wowza.~reblogs only. You may reblog as many times you want.
NOW LISTEN UP. RP BLOGS AND PERSONAL ARE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE. That means if you blog whatever the fuck you like, as long as you’re following me, you can win a prize!
Prizes:
1st place for the rp blogs will get 4 OTP or BROTP gifs, 10 icons of their character, and a promo.2nd place for rp blogs will get 1 OTP or BROTP gif and five icons.
The personal blog winner will get 3 gifs of their OTP or BROTP and me as a friend yay. And possibly a drabble of their choice.  I have a ton of personal blogs following me and wanted to do something for you guys. Seriously, you’re all amazing and I really do care about you.
Winners will be chosen at random. This needs at least 15 notes to activate. Yes I’m setting the bar low I get that now hush and go back to reading. Actually, if you even bothered to read this, the first person to shoot me an ask saying “MJ IS MY HERO” will get my undying love and gratitude.
This contest will end March 3rd.
Good luck!

Omfg are you guys lost? Seriously. Okay whelp if you’re reading this then it means I’ve hit 624 followers. Holy shit. Kinda random number if you think about it, but June twenty forth, aka 6/24, is my birthday! And also my favorite number. So, I’ve decided to do a give away.

Rules:

~must be following me.
~must check out these lovely little persons bc wowza.
~reblogs only. You may reblog as many times you want.

NOW LISTEN UP. RP BLOGS AND PERSONAL ARE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE. That means if you blog whatever the fuck you like, as long as you’re following me, you can win a prize!

Prizes:

1st place for the rp blogs will get 4 OTP or BROTP gifs, 10 icons of their character, and a promo.
2nd place for rp blogs will get 1 OTP or BROTP gif and five icons.

The personal blog winner will get 3 gifs of their OTP or BROTP and me as a friend yay. And possibly a drabble of their choice.  I have a ton of personal blogs following me and wanted to do something for you guys. Seriously, you’re all amazing and I really do care about you.

Winners will be chosen at random. This needs at least 15 notes to activate. Yes I’m setting the bar low I get that now hush and go back to reading. Actually, if you even bothered to read this, the first person to shoot me an ask saying “MJ IS MY HERO” will get my undying love and gratitude.

This contest will end March 3rd.

Good luck!

 Anonymous asked:

imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas:

Tumblr user I would date. Welp. I’m not choosing just one.
First off, Mel. (Imtaliahaleandichangeshape) in a heartbeat. In fact, don’t tell her but in my head we’re married. So.
Then just a list because damn I just wanna date all y’all.
MJ (imethanandtheresadifference), Rain (imstilesandicandrive), Delia (imjacksonandimawerewolfinlondon), Jyxie (notmyjeepyoucreep) and honestly a lot more that I am forgetting right now.
Tbh if you make me food and we can cuddle and make out and have sex then yeah I’d date you.

((*whispers* we were already married in my head from the moment you were as excited about turning-mid-smut as I was))

{*runs away*}((I LOVE THIS SO MUCH MJ YOU CUTIE PIE THANK YOU))
{*runs away*}

((I LOVE THIS SO MUCH MJ YOU CUTIE PIE THANK YOU))

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